I do not enjoy cleaning. I enjoy a clean house. But I do not enjoy the act of cleaning it. Therefore, my house is often not clean. Logic.
I have carefully crafted a list of things to do instead of cleaning. I hope this helps you in your quest to clean less.
- Look at your dog.
- Pet your dog.
- Look at your baby.
Pethug your baby.
- Paint your nails.
- Look at your nails and think how you should probably paint them.
- Watch TV
- Brush your teeth (you should do this anyways)
- Take a bath
- Pick up your cleaning supplies, write your to do list, then get distracted by social media.
- Make shadow puppets
- Imagine scenarios where you get to play the hero/heroine
- Poke your husband with your foot.
- Practice your speech for the Oscars